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Humor

Respiratory Therapy Humor
The following is common humor heard in various RT Caves around the world. The opinions expressed belong to the various authors, and do not represent the views of the institutions they work for, nor the RT Cave.  Most posts involve generalizations.  Any resemblance to persons living or dead is merely coincidental. 
  1. Real Physician's Creed
  2. Fake 'Olins
  3. More Fake 'Olins
  4. Albuterol: Not just for bronchospasm anymore
  5. It's a hoax folks: Hoaxanex
  6. Ativan Nebs:  A treatment whose time has come
  7. Ventolin linked to EKGs
  8. Ventolin now indicated for low pressure
  9. A couple new diseases
  10. Rhonchi-eeeeeeeeze
  11. New Ventolin prolongs life -- forever!!
  12. New Super Strength Ventolin discovered
  13. Ventolin now a productive mucus thinner
  14. New Study: Xoponex now a humidifier
  15. Asthma versus Fatsma
  16. A world where doctors are trained by RTs
Humor Lexicons:
Breathing Treatments:
  1. New 'olin washes pneumonia right out of alveoli
  2. New brand of Ventolin now increases potassium
  3. New types of Vent-'olin discovered
  4. New indication for Albuterol Nebulizers
  5. Bronchodilator Osmosis
  6. Quote of the day -- Imaginary wheezes
  7. Faux priorities of RTs, and how to prioritize
  8. Q4ever treatments
  9. A nebulizer is not a microphone
  10. Here's what you chart when you're forced to miss a treatment  
  11. Ventolin:  The second coming of Christ
  12. Annoying LS Buterol
  13. Deflatolin
  14. Acid-uterol
  15. Treat Hypercapnea with Hypoxolin
  16. Fake ventolin theories I've actually heard (6/1/13)
Respiratory Therapists:
Nurses: 
Respiratory Therapy Apathy:
  1. Respiratory Therapy Apathy Syndrome
  2. Solution to RT Apathy
  3. RT Apathy sign of greater problem
  4. I'm infested with RATS  
  5. Respiratory Therapy Depression
  6. Meet Dave, the apathetic RT
RT Creed Products:
  1. The Amazing: Telebiokinetosphere
  2. The Amazing Wheezoscope
  3. The Amazing Grumpometer
  4. The Amazing Telekinoscope
  5. The Amazing GPSoscope 
  6. Panic Button on Beeper
  7. Lab test for bronchospasm 
  8. Wrist Pulse Oximeter
MCAT Questions:
Questions from the pre-med test regarding respiratory therapy in order to qualify a physician for admission to the esoteric medical society, and access to the Real Physician's Creed.  
  1. MCAT question #32
  2. MCAT question #33
  3. MCAT question #34
  4. MCAT question #35
  5. MCAT question #36
  6. MCAT question #37
  7. MCAT question #38
  8. MCAT question #39
  9. MCAT question #40
  10. MCAT question #41
  11. MCAT question #42
  12. MCAT question #43
  13. MCAT question #44
  14. MCAT question #45
  15. MCAT question #46
  16. MCAT question #47
  17. MCAT question #48
  18. MCAT question #49
  19. MCAT question #50
  20. MCAT question #51
  21. MCAT question #52
  22. MCAT question #53
  23. MCAT question #54
  24. MCAT quesiton #55 (10/5/13)
Patients:
  1. The carbon copy blue bloater
  2. Treatment plan for man with a lung tumor
  3. The five different types of COPD patients
  4. Have you seen this patient???
  5. Stereotypical patient
  6. Thief of nebs
  7. What is a slug patient?
Outside links worth visiting:
Links often become inactive over time
  1. RTLyrics.com
  2. RTs, you gotta watch these
  3. The seven dwarves of the ICU (may not be available at present time)
  4. The frequent flyer club
  5. RTs -vs- RNs
  6. The naked, the fat and the dead
  7. Musants
  8. Video of the week:
  9. Here's why it's easier just to do the treatment (video link)