You'd think with only five patients on my clipboard I'd have an easy night, right? Wrong! I have five very highly demanding patients. And, the funny thing is, they are all exactly the same. In fact, they all seem to be carbon copies of the other.
Yeah! Tonight I have the carbon copy patients. They all have or are:
- end stage COPD and lung cancer
- blue bloaters
- severe dyspnea with even minimal exertion
- members of the 50/50 club (chronic po2 50 and co2 50)
- basically bed bound or recliner bound
- severe anxiety
- severe restlessness
- highly demanding
- somewhat annoying after a while
- challenging
- enjoying to talk with
- exceptionally cordial and pleasant underlying dispositions
- insist you stay in the room until their treatment is done
- want you to stay in room after the treatment is done ("Please, don't go!")
- clock watchers
- want their treatments every two hours
- require BiPAP to catch their breath
- refuse to wear their BiPAP most of the time
- call to have BiPAP hooked up when they get panicked
- demand you increase their nasal cannula liter flow at their request (one insists on the liter flow being 10 lpm even though he's wearing a nasal cannula)
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