As usual I cannot reveal my sources. The following is a letter from Dr. Al Buterol, the inventor of the Amazing Wheezoscope, the Grumposcope, and the Telekinoscope.
From: Dr. Al Buterol
Sent: Thursday, July 30, 2005 4:55 p.m.
To: Shoreline Medical physicians
Subject: The new telebiokineticosphere
Doctors: Further research is going on regarding the telebiokinetosphere I mentioned to you at our annual meeting last month. As I mentioned to you then, this product will eliminate all but perhaps the need for surgeons to ever have to enter a hospital or doctor's office. In the hands of a skilled nurse practitioner, the telekinetoscope can be passed over the patient from head to toe, and the sphere will record anything going on inside the body. The NP will then take the telebiokinetosphere to a specially equipped computer, hook up the telebiokinetosphere by special adaptors, and have the patient assessment transferred over the Internet to the doctors home computer. Then, with a couple easy keystrokes, and without leaving the comfort of his or her own home, the physician can simply type in the orders.
Along with hospitals and physician's offices, we are hoping to have the telebiokinetosphere in every ambulance and medical helecopter in the U.S. At the time being, the product is scheduled to be trialed by Medivac teams in 2011. If any of you are interested in participating in future trials, please feel free to contact me.