Medicine: Last-ditch-macort
Symptoms: General
Diagnosis: Sepsis, COPD, asthma, Cystic fibrosis, pneumonia, CHF, ARDS, failure to thrive, hangnails, detox, faux pneumonia, faux sepsis, etc., etc., etc.
Frequeny: BID
Effect: Studies showed that when a patient was given pulmicort as a last ditch effort after two weeks of failed ventolin, lasix, steroid, antibiotic and prayer therapy, the patient eventually got better because of the pulmicort. The study concluded that pulmicort might as well be given to all patients upon time of admission until discharge.
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