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Saturday, January 25, 2014


Medicine:  Last-ditch-macort

Symptoms:  General

Diagnosis:  Sepsis, COPD, asthma, Cystic fibrosis, pneumonia, CHF, ARDS, failure to thrive, hangnails, detox, faux pneumonia, faux sepsis, etc., etc., etc.

Frequeny:  BID

Effect:  Studies showed that when a patient was given pulmicort as a last ditch effort after two weeks of failed ventolin, lasix, steroid, antibiotic and prayer therapy, the patient eventually got better because of the pulmicort.  The study concluded that pulmicort might as well be given to all patients upon time of admission until discharge.

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