I have amonia can you check my stats

I always think it's cute when people come up with their own play on common terms we use in healthcare. Some people are unfamiliar with these terms until all of a sudden they get sick. So, we certainly can't fault them for the error.

Here's a couple that we here a lot.

I have suffered from this for years 3 years ago I had ammonia.

Can you check to see what my stats are?

And it's not just patients though. I have heard nurses use these terms. I hope I haven't heard an RT to use them. 

Can you think of other medical terms like this?