There's no "I' in Albuterol

There is no "I" in Albuterol
There is no "D" in Albuterol
Again, there is no "I" in Albuterol
There is an "O" in Albuterol
There is a "T" in Albuterol
That we know for sure

There is no "me" in Albuterol either.
There is a "U" in Albuterol
There is no "X" in Albuterol
Again, there is an "O," but no "K" in Albuterol
Although sometimes it is "OK"

There is no "M" in Albuterol
Again, there is an "O" in Albuterol
There is an "R" in Albuterol
Again, there is an "O" in Albuterol
And also no "N" in Albuterol

Again, there is no "M" in Albuterol
Except it's mmm-mmmm good for some
There is no "Y" in Albuterol, either,
But sometimes we RTs wonder "Y"
It's ordered for C-H-F

There is an "L" in Albuterol
There is no "P" in Albuterol, thankfully
There is no "Q" in Albuterol,
Only increased Qs on EKG,
Per one moronic doctor.

Actually, there is an "A" in Albuterol
But the stupid doctor who ordered Albuterol
For that "Q" he saw on EKG
May have passed his exams with an "A"
But he'd gets an "F" in RT 101

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