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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Things you don't want to hear in a hospital

The following are things you don't want to hear in a hospital:
  1. How do you do that again
  2. Where do I poke
  3. Oh Shit!!!
  4. I can't find a pulse
  5. Oops
  6. I could swear I could feel a pulse when the patient arrived
  7. Ooops!  I didn't know you were on the pot
  8. I can't get a blood pressure
  9. His blood pressure is dropping
  10. Well I've never done that before
  11. Well that ain't good

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