I'm going to be written up -- I hope

I'm going to be written up, and I'm happy about it.

About seven hours into my shift I had a patient with a bad heart of whom the ER doc had already decided to ship. I had a bad feeling about this patient, so I decided to hang out in ER until the patient was secured into the ambulance, and the ambulance was gone.

Leaning against the wall, being cool, I casually looked down at the counter and saw that someone had written something on a note pad. This is what it said: "Respiratory did not respond to do an EKG after 2 pages."

I smiled, stood by coolly, and pretended I didn't see it. Most ER nurses understand that I am the only RT on duty, and that my other patients are just as important as ER patients, but this new nurse, her name is Mary, hasn't figured that out yet.

During my recent stay in the hospital, she was the only nurse who didn't treat me like royalty. In fact, when she was my ER nurse, that was the first time I had met her. Now I'm quite certain that not only is she a bitch from the patient POV, she is also a bitch from this side too. She is a rare and unfortunate scar on an otherwise awesome staff here at Shoreline.

Despite my opinion, which is subject to change once I get to know her, I continued to treat her with respect, and I continued to coolly smile at her each time I passed her. And, to my surprise, she was quite nice to me the rest of the night. She even smiled once.

As you guys know from a previous post, I have a proposal for ER EKGs that I have yet to take to the powers that be here at Shoreline. If I get written up here, I am going to use this as a prime opportunity to state my case for STAT reform.

Instead of paging me "EKG in ER" I think I should be paged "STAT EKG in ER" or "Just because EKG in ER" so that I can prioritize appropriately. However, I did tell this to a nurse once, and she paged me STAT for every EKG, because, as she said, "All ER EKGs are STAT."

"No they are not," I said.

"Everything ordered down here is STAT."

"That's not necessarily true." And I proceeded to give her many examples: Treatment for sputum induction, treatment on a not SOB patient, pre-op EKGs, etc.

I said, "If you start paging me STAT to all EKGs, then I'm going to get numb to the word STAT. It's not fair to my patients on the floor if I drop what I'm doing every time I get a STAT page, especially when the EKG in ER isn't needed."

When this nurse I do not like paged me the first time, and to my defense, I was with another patient. I did get the page. I was tied up in another room. And, since about 80% of ER EKGs are done just because, I figured I'd finish up what I was doing before going down to ER. And, lo and behold, I received a second page three minutes later, and still decided to finish up what I was doing.

I was swamped all night.

Okay, yes I could have called. I am at fault there. However, most of the time I call to say I'm going to be a while getting down there, I get down there 20 minutes later to find the EKG is still not done, so why bother calling.

Now, you might be thinking, "If they thought to page you a second time, didn't you think that perhaps they thought the EKG needed to be done urgent?"

No. The reason I didn't think that was because ER always pages me three minutes after the initial page, especially if I don't get down there right away. I get tired of it, especially when I drop what I'm doing and the patient has an EKG ordered for a hang nail or something stupid like that.

I'm the kind of RT who gets along with everybody for the most part. I never complain. In fact, just last night I walked into a room to do a STAT EKG on a patient who was being packed up to be shipped to the CCU, and I observed the patient's NC was hooked up to a tank.

"Is that tank even on," I said while hooking up my leads.

"Yeah, I'm sure of it," the young nurses aid reassured me.

I casually unplugged the tubing from the tank and hooked it to the flowmeter, and turned the flowmeter on. Then I checked the O2 tank. Yes, it was on to 2lpm, but there was something she didn't notice: the tank was empty.

Now, instead of jumping all over her and telling her she was a stupid ass like some people might do, I used this as a teaching opportunity. She probably thinks I'm going to write her up. I won't.

Why won't I write her up? Because I know that some day I'm going to do something stupid. We are a team. We need to stand up for one another.

This ER nurse however. I am very confident that once I get her trained I will get along with her just fine, so long as there is any humanity in her. In the meantime...

I hope she writes me up.