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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Some patient's come with instructions

Some patient's come with an instruction manual:

1. I don't want IV's
2. No blood draws
3. If you do draw my blood it has to be on my left arm
4. And you have to use a butterfly
5. No NG in my right nose, there's a blockage there
6. And "God!" no catheter. I had one of those before and...
7. I'd never make a good drug addict because I don't take pills...
8. and I hate needles
9. No stickers on me, I'm ticklish
10. Tape irritates my skin

Look, lady, either you want to be treated or not...

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