Some patient's come with an instruction manual:
1. I don't want IV's
2. No blood draws
3. If you do draw my blood it has to be on my left arm
4. And you have to use a butterfly
5. No NG in my right nose, there's a blockage there
6. And "God!" no catheter. I had one of those before and...
7. I'd never make a good drug addict because I don't take pills...
8. and I hate needles
9. No stickers on me, I'm ticklish
10. Tape irritates my skin
Look, lady, either you want to be treated or not...