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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Spousuterol proven to help spousal asthma

Have you guys ever heard of Spousuterol.  It's the latest in a long line of fake albuterol nebulizer solutions made to treat every ailment from rickets to asthma.

Spouseuterol is a neat formula specifically designed to produce a little extra mist so that family members in the room who have asthma can inhale second hand albuterol in order to get breathing relief that way.  In essence, it's a way of helping husbands and wives of patients breathe easier.

So, the next time you have a husband or wife who also has asthma, talk to your hospitalist about ordering spousuterol.  It's the best treatment for spousal asthma.  Trust me, it works.  It even helps respiratory therapists breathe easier, and I bet you didn't even know that.

Oh, and if that first one doesn't work, by God order four more to be give every 30 minutes if you are in the emergency room, or every four hours if your patient is admitted.  And, hey, if it doesn't work, at least it doesn't hurt anyone.

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