I don’t know about you, my fellow asthmatics, but I bought my current home because I thought it would best help me on my quest to becoming a Gallant Asthmatic. I didn’t really have Santa Clause on my mind at the time.
Yet this morning my 6-year-old daughter had a revelation. She looked up at my wife with her cute little eyes and said, “So, mommy, how is Santa going to deliver my American Girl Doll if we don’t have a fireplace anyway?”
My wife humbly said, “He’ll use his magic to get into the front door.”
“Oh! Okay!” My daughter said, and then went about her business.