So I just start working and I hear a muffled scream: "GET ME OUT OF HERE! HELP! HELP!"
I wonder what patient it is at first, then I realize it's coming from the elevator shaft. It turned out a doctor was stuck on the elevator.
I think if I was stuck on an elevator I'd lay down and take a nap. I'd be silent, hoping no one would find me. I'd just shut my beeper off first so it didn't wake me.
If you hear me screaming, it's because my shift is nearing an end.