They only call you when you don't want them to

As soon as you sit for lunch the emergency room will want you.  As soon as you "finally" sit down to take a break a patient will need a breathing treatment.  As soon as you click on the Internet they will call. Yes it's true:  they only call when you don't want them to.

This brings us to RT Cave rule #48:

RT cave #48:  If you want someone to page you they won't.  If you're in a room and the patient won't shut up, and you can't think of a way to escape, your pager won't go off.  It's just the way it is

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