Pneumoniacort
Symptoms: dyspnea, wheeze (that RTs call a throat wheeze)
Diagnosis: Pneumonia
Frequency: BIDe the way, all members of the pulmicort family of medicines must be given exactly 12 hours apart just because we can do it.
Effect: Just the mellifluous sound of "pneumoniacort" makes the lungs sweet as honey, and, golly gee, this must make the lungs sweet enough to expectorate that there pneumonia.
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