Well, tell me you've never thought of giving yourself a vodka nebulizer before? Or how about putting some Jack Daniels in the neb? Or how about some White Zin? The buzz would be phenomenal.
Okay, so it's only a thought we had today in the RT Cave. We figured we could have a whisky inhaling party, or a wine inhaling party. You could try the different drinks to see which one you like best, or which one give the best buzz the fastest.
You gotta figure the buzz would be rapid, considering you're bypassing the system and going straight to the lungs, where it will be absorbed into the bloodstream.
Can you imagine the buzz when we RTs used to give Vodka nebs for foaming pulmonary edema? Surely you know it works. Give an alcohol neb and you surely wouldn't have to worry about pulmonary edema.