My wife and I took the family out to eat this past weekend. Well, considering she's pregnant we've been doing that quite a bit recently.
"Do you want smoking or nonsmoking?" the greeter said.
"Definitely not-smoking," my wife said.
"Oh, well, we don't have any available right now. It will be a five minute wait."
"No problem," I said, "We can wait."
Just then a person who looked to be of a higher authority, and of aparent choreric personality, walked over and stood by the greeter and said, "Ask them if they'd consider sitting in smoking."
My wife intervened, "Do you even need to ask that question when a person has kids. If a person has kids it's non-smoking."
That's all that needed to be said.